I Hate Everything Calendar

The I Hate Everything Daily Calendar

Recently a co-worker who apparently knows me a little too well suggested a calendar that might be appropriate for someone like me. It was the “I Hate Everything Daily Calendar” by Matthew DiBenedetti, and as soon as I saw it I knew I had to order it…and 30 seconds after being told about it, the email confirmation from Amazon was in my email in-box…I hate the split second of excitement and curiosity I get when I see an email notification, only to remember that its just the confirmation from Amazon.

Starting the New Year with the I Hate Everything Calendar

As you can probably guess from the title of this calendar, its full of things that can turn any happy go lucky person into a Mr. Cranky Pants in a heartbeat. I know that at least a few of you have thought the exact thing that you see printed on the first page…big deal, it’s just another day, right? Most of the pages in this calendar are actually opposite of the one you see above, with a white background and black text/illustrations. Some of the pages here are black with white text and illustrations…I hate that I can’t figure out the pattern or why they are like this.

I Hate Everything...Especially things that make me feel old

Here is a sample of the mostly white pages, this one targets things that might make you hate them because they make you feel old….I hate that as well.

Hate that you are a sloppy eater?

There really isn’t a person, place, or thing that this calendar doesn’t get into, I hate that it has even reminded me of some things that I forgot I hate…and I hate all over again now.

Do yourself a favor and go buy the I Hate Everything Daily Calendar or else you will hate yourself…join the club though, I’m sure you aren’t the only person that hates you.